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Joke of the Day
"Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners."
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"""I can't wait for the erection!"" - frustrated wives/Asians who love politics."
"""What do we want?!"" ""TIME TRAVEL!"" ""When do we want it?!"" ""IRRELEVANT!"""
"What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people? The NBA."
"How is the Torah like Kidz Bop? It's for yids, by yids!"
"So I put a bucket of water over the door a few days ago, and my victim remarked that it wasn't very original. Eh, maybe I was the fool."
"I do feel bad for some of you who complain about all the unwanted attention you get on Twitter. Maybe you should try notepad, or word."
"What's brown and sticky? My dick after I fuck you in the ass. Edit: I only use this when severely drunk."
"How does a pig write home? With a pig pen."
"If a deaf person gets arrested Does the officer still have to read them their rights?"