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Joke of the Day
"What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe? White vans"
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"Saw a young couple holding hands today & it reminded me that I need to buy a bottle of vodka"
"To the question What are you doing here?' 72% answered negative."
"""Do you think the meme war will ever end?"" It may-may not."
"My Mom called me a ""Son of a bitch"" today I told her I agree."
"I looked at a shelf once online and now every ad is like ""SO YOU LIKE SHELVES??????"" and everywhere i go i think a shelf is following me"
"My wife says I never take out the trash. I disagree. We just had our anniversary dinner last week."
"What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%? This calls for Jurastic changes"
"How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD? Send them to a concentration camp!"
"What does it taste like to eat out an 85 year old woman? Depends"