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Joke of the Day

"My friends and family treat if as if I'm a god! They don't believe in me"

"Whats the worst part about Crabgrass? It's Not Lobster."

"How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want? Tentickles."

"What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath? The girl in church has her soul full of hope..."

"Why did the fashion show lose it's attendance? my friend thought it was a strip club. (I'm not good at this, pls don't be harsh)"

"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."

"After years of poor yields, Old McDonald will have to sell his farm... ... to cover what he e-i-e-i owes."

"Did you hear about the rabbi who lost his job after a botched circumcision? He got the sac."

"FARMER: you ok man? ME (from inside a well I fell into 3 days ago): all is well lol FARMER: lol ME: seriously though I think I broke my leg"

"How much space does fungi need to grow? As Mushroom as possible."