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Joke of the Day
"How to spot an Aussie 1. Shout 1 3 DOUBLE OH! 2 Wait till someone shouts ""6 TRIPLE 5 OOOHHHH 6"""
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"Some say putting helium in animals is wrong. I say whatever floats your goat."
"EARTH: Goodnight Moon MOON: Goodnight Earth EARTH: Come closer and give me a kiss MOON: Okay {millions perish in massive tidal wave}"
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"Last night I had an orgy on a camping trip. It was fucking in tents!"
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"Boob. B (top view) oo (front view) b (side view)"
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