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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur having brunch? Tea-Rex"
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"Printing... Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
"To the people comparing Rachel Dolezal pretending to be black to Caitlyn Jenner being trans... Transrachel isn't the same as transjenner."
"What's good for the soul and rarely found in America? A sense of humor."
"I bet black people whoooa this tweet is not starting off well"
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Clinton-Dix, HaHa!"
"I just bought something with money at a store. Now I'm taking it home. I guess it's true: you get what you pay for."
"If my pizza delivery guy isn't blasting Lionel Richie's ""Hello"" from his car when he rings my doorbell, I make him go back and start over."
"[During Sex] ""Hurry up, this isn't really my house."""
"8 out of 6 people think I'm terrible at math."