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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dinosaur having brunch? Tea-Rex"

"I couldn't figure out why someone was brushing their teeth out here at work, then it hit me... My wife always brushes after sucking cock too!"

"Someone told me I am bad at driving I told them that if they didn't like my driving, they should get off the sidewalk."

"I got a new job breaking up suicidal couples. I'm not very good at it, two of them already tied the knot."

"Mouldy sausage? What is green and smells like pork? Kermits finger."

"Dear teenagers always complaining about life.. You've only felt the tip of that dick."

"Confession: I'm the one who's been posting all those idiotic comments on youtube using millions of anonymous accounts."

"I wanted to get a tan... So I bought a calculator."

"What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla? A harumble."

"I used to be addicted to the ""Hokey Pokey"" song, I couldn't stop listening to it again and again and again... But I turned myself around."