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Joke of the Day

"If I want to nap for just an hour, I have a big glass of water beforehand. Alarms can be turned off, but a full bladder waits for no one."

"A man walks into a bar.. he got a beer, waited the responsible 1 hour, and drove home."

"My company uses salt water to solve any problem. We are called Saline Solutions."

"What's red and has seven dents in it? Snow whites cherry."

"I have two tear drop tattoos (one for each time I waved at a person who was waving to someone behind me)"

"I like my girlfriends the same as I like my scotch... 14 years old and on coke"

"I have a problem with commitment Never mind that joke is lame anyway"

"Yo momma's so mean she has no standard deviation"

"I like my women like I like my vegetables: healthy and steaming hot..No, wait. I mean unconscious and lacking any cognitive function."

"So my girlfriend asked me the other day ""Don't you know where the G Spot is?"" And I said yeah of course I know where the G spot is. It is between the F Spot and the H spot."