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Joke of the Day
"Where do Grape Nuts come from? Boy grapes."
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"I kept pouring water on my Iphone.. because Siri won't tell me where the terrorists are."
"What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna"
"Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself? Because he Sphinx he's the best."
"I built an electric fence around my house. My neighbour is dead against it."
"What kind of pastry do you need a thesaurus to eat? Synonym rolls"
"What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison? One's a pro, and one's a con."
"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks."
"How do you tell the difference between an African Elephant and an Asian Elephant? AIDS."
"They say the average person has sex 82 times a year.... ......I guess I'm going to be busy as hell for the next four days."