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Joke of the Day
"Where do Grape Nuts come from? Boy grapes."
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"I would suggest that Brazil build a bridge and get over it... but given their record...."
"Knock knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree! :D"
"Do people with a foot fetish get off when their car gets towed?"
"THEM: Hey-- ME: Ring ring. I gotta take this. THEM: I just watched you say ""ring ring."" ME: Ring ring. Yeah, this is really important."
"wow thanks for dying grandpa that shit is blowing up my Facebook"
"I used to wonder how the Titanic could go full steam into an area known for icebergs. Now that I work in an office the answer is obvious."
"I went to the doctor to have a large mole removed from my penis... ...If it happens again they'll inform the police."
"Conversation with my Dad. Me: ""The teacher was talking about strangling a student today!"" Dad:""She was probably just choking."""
"Why did the pedophile cross the road? To get to the other slide."