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Joke of the Day

"Kill me once, shame on me. Kill me twice, shaman you."

"Helen Keler walked into a bar then a table.....then a chair."

"A Day in the life of John Dillon. My name is John Dillon, I do all the killin', I make 5 Dollars Day. I see a Girl named kitty and she shows me her titties and she takes my 5 Dollars away."

"Barista: ""Welcome to Starbucks!"" Me: ""Large coffee please."" B: ""It's venti!"" Me: ""Then close all the windows after you get my large coffee."""

"What do the police hate most? Blackmale"

"Get $10 off any drug purchase by using coupon code ""Do you have change?"""

"My Wife does this cute thing where she says that ""actions speak louder than words"" and then gets pissed at me for just nodding."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 left him a note saying ""You're next""."

"What do you call a golf club in the rear of your car? A backseat driver"

"The dentist said to his patient, ""This is going to hurt a little."" The patient replied, ""It's ok doc, I'm ready."" The dentist went on, ""I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."""