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Joke of the Day

"My obsession with building townhouses is going to give me a complex one of these days."

"I would literally never feel confident enough to drop a piece of equipment as expensive as a mic."

"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large."

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch."

"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?"

"What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor."

"Don't get me wrong I'm impressed by the Olympics but what really impresses me is people who sleep with their cell phones in other rooms."

"I deleted my facebook account. Could one of you tell them it's raining and cold here?"

"Life's like a box of chocolates It don't last long for fat people."

"What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons? you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it."