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Joke of the Day
"Who's the biggest bitch in a whole wide world? OPs mom"
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"Found a quarter on the ground the other day You could say it 'changed' my life"
"My daughter is starting to ask embarrassing questions about sex. Just yesterday she asked: ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"How do you throw a party in space? Planet. I'll show myself out."
"Einstein discovered three things slow time 1. Speed 2. Gravity 3. My Wife"
"What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp? Names"
"I heard someone got shocked by their Ford... that must stang."
"I drink twice a year.... When it's my birthday, and when it isn't"
"I'm not racist or anything but all Canadian Geese look alike."
"""Do you have any children?"" Hannibal: ""Freezer. Bottom, right."""