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Joke of the Day
"Why do black men smell bad? Because prison showers aren't very good..."
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"How do you burn an Irishman ear? Ring him while he's ironing..."
"Why is diarrhea hereditary? It runs in your genes."
"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he neverlands"
"In what kind of accident will you lose both your hands and your eyes? An accident you cant quite come to grips with because you never saw it coming."
"Brad Pitt and I had a handsome contest and the loser had to adopt a bunch of kids."
"What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart? Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol"
"Why did Sony pull ""The Interview"" ? They were afraid it would bomb at the movie theaters"
"What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal? Not being in the Paralympics"
"A woman walks into a bar She walks up to the counter and says to the bartender, ""Gimme a double entendre."" So he gives it to her."