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Joke of the Day
"Pet Insurance Hey baby. Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm about to destroy your pussy!"
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"Why don't blind people like to skydive? Because it scares the dog."
"whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? pizzas dont scream when they get put in the oven."
"I just moved to a new housing estate and asked my girlfriend to celebrate with anal Her response; ""N.I.M.B.Y"""
"Absolutely love holding my son, I can't stop looking at him. Whoops! This is a churro. It's just a churro."
"Even Al Qaeda is like ""These ISIS guys are a bit much no?"""
"What is the oldest red wine? ""They took our Land!"""
"The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it's not in my way."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a truck? The truck doesn't scream when you pump gas into it."
"My Chinese neighbor was just found guilty of child molestation... What a Sik Fuk."