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Joke of the Day
"What does the French chef say to the skeleton? Bony Appetit"
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"Christopher Dorner Did you guys hear about Christopher Dorner? He went out guns a-blazin'."
"I ran into a fat guy on the way to work Luckily I bounced back"
"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."
"What's a Frenchmen's favorite vacation? A retreat."
"How many apples a day does it take to keep everybody else away"
"Premiering 2017. They never saw him coming. Sean Penn is The Retard Pope"
"Emotional Wedding I went to a wedding last week. It was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers. (Credit to pigoletto on the FUNNY subreddit)"
"Kids these days have it real easy. There weren't as many paedophiles in my day. I had to buy my own candy."
"Help stop domestic violence... Each year, 1 in 5 people are violently domesticated"