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Joke of the Day

"Joke Yo momma so fat when she goes to the grocery store she brings a battery charger."

"Why did the chicken cross the road today? To get away from all the assholes making Prince jokes."

"Why did Moses see a burning bush as God? Because God planned on giving him his first tablets then. The mistake? They were Samsung Galaxy Note tablets."

"Girls are like blackjack. I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."

"[Biblical Times] God: oh shit Angel: what? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button."

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn!"

"What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day? Ten-ish."

"What happens when you place a black baby next to your ear... You can hear a future mixtape."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion."

"It's gonna be a long day. I can wait to get home and curl up with a good Internet."