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Joke of the Day

"Remember, Kids... If you can't say anything nice, well, it's probably hilarious and worth getting into trouble over anyway."

"What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"My daughter just asked me about UpBro! Lol Can you believe it?"

"Getting caught under your desk and coming up with nothing in your hand is always so hard to explain."

"I don't throw gang signs. I'm Scottish. I throw bricks :)"

"What is a goat's favourite form of comedy? Satyre."

"what do Nazis drive? Auchwhips"

"What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship? Tyrannosaurus Ex"

"My gf went to the beauty parlor and got a Brazilian. Nothing extreme, just punched her."

"Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hillary Clinton's run for president ""I will not vote for Hillary,"" she said. ""The last Clinton president left a bad taste in my mouth."""