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Joke of the Day

"Getting caught under your desk and coming up with nothing in your hand is always so hard to explain."

"My new Girlfriend told me ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one."

"Sometimes I'm playing a dangerous game like Halo & people ask if I get scared but honestly no, your training just takes over"

"Jewish Joke About Warm Weather . Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism."

"Hey dad, how does it feel to have such a handsome son? I don't know son, ask your grandfather."

"What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream."

"It's weird that my neighbors won't let me borrow their keys & make a copy of them in case I need to clean their house while they're asleep."

"How do you know if a guy has an asian wife? He'll tell you."

"My friends and i wanted to dressup as the Pokemon Trio today to play Pokemon Go... Unfortunately our friend Brock was too busy chasing tail, so it got cancelled."

"What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil? One is a group of cunning stunts."