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Joke of the Day

"I walked past the pub the other day with my girlfriend, and they wouldn't stop calling me a paodophile just cause I'm 30 and she's 20 They completely ruined our 10th anniversary."

"How do you make a gay person angry? You tell him you've kidnapped his mother and that you want $5000 for her release, but when he comes just tell him it was a prank."

"I've Got a Surprise for you! says the excited girl friend. ""abort it"" he reply's."

"Fun Fact: You can be charged with home invasion and aggravated assault if you use a box cutter to break down cardboard and a hobo's inside."

"Original Content. That is all."

"Go ahead, make up your own joke and think of it fondly as you read this."

"Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi."

"The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales."

"I just bought a new Thesaurus... it's quite good, but to be honest it's nothing to write residence about"

"My friend eats Dead People but it's okay because he's a Fungi"