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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris Joke. Why does Mona Lisa smiling? The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live."

"Sex is like a good joke I dont get it"

"Getting carried away is usually fun, unless it's by a truck."

"I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo."

"Three guys walk into a bar. They pretend to hear each other for two hours and then go home"

"Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?"

"Kobe was one of the best Lakers players of all time But Magic Johnson was definitely the most positive."

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts get to leave the camp."

"What is the difference between a kid and a fridge The fridge does not scream when I put my meat in it."

"For every action, there is an reaction, and with a reaction there is a suing. ~Fine Bros."