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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my women... So hot that it hurts when it touches my crotch."
Next Joke
"Women can be so ungrateful. I just made breakfast in bed & instead of thanking me, she screams ""Who are you! How did you get in my house?"""
"I got out of bed this morning and decided it was time to turn it around. So, I did a 180 and went back to bed."
"Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist? Trigger discipline"
"A man was killed in a rice field by a small porcelain doll.... It was the very first knick-knack, patty whack"
"When I was a kid, I wanted to be an adult. So yeah....kids are stupid."
"Here's one I been working on What does a book of stickers and your butt have in common? Scratch and sniff"
"Why aren't Jewish people into rap? They can't drop dimes"
"I got banned from the hardware store Every time I walk in, all the stud finders start beeping."
"Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store? He went to Jared"