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Joke of the Day

"Here's one I been working on What does a book of stickers and your butt have in common? Scratch and sniff"

"Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding."

"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"What is the best way to make your dick look and feel really big? Fuck a toddler."

"How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament? I met a knight"

"What is the difference between Hitler and Seabiscuit? Seabiscuit could finish a race."

"Her: I can't believe you slept with her! Me: WE WERE ON A BREAK! Her: I just went to the store to buy bread! Me: Longest six minutes ever"

"What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga? 'I want Samoa!'"

"Why was the egg late for work? It ova slept."

"I saw my brothers mate yesterday... I said, ""You shouldn't be doing that, you're brothers!"""