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Joke of the Day

"Women can be so ungrateful. I just made breakfast in bed & instead of thanking me, she screams ""Who are you! How did you get in my house?"""

"Don't call me a party animal then get upset that I pooped on your carpet."

"What's the difference between a black person and a monkey? Nothing"

"If you are older than 17 and have mad love for Justin Bieber ,you are the reason whales are the most intelligent species."

"Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds? They're robots in da skies."

"My 5'2"" friend and a person in debt both have something in common. They're both coming up short."

"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut"

"There's an Italian town where pasta is a currency A penne for their thoughts."

"Just seen an illegal Mexican boy get into a van with a pedophile. Talk about alien vs predator"

"Can we pretend that shooting stars in the night sky are like airplanes? I could sure use comfort that we won't get hit by a meteorite."