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Joke of the Day

"Why did President Obama get two terms? Because every black man gets a longer sentence."

"I will never forget where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot. (8th grade history class)"

"What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus ? It takes only one nail to hold the picture up"

"As an atheist, I often wonder : ""what would Jesus do ?"" and then I do nothing"

"Apparently, having sex with a condom... is not as good as having sex with a person."

"What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !"

"My wife says brushing my teeth when sitting on the toilet is disgusting but honestly this toilet brush is almost brand new"

"How does Brutus eat his salad? With a knife and Caesar dressing."

"I held the record for collecting Stephen King's books. Then I lost It."

"TIFU when my HS friends and me tried to pull a prank on a substitute teacher wrong sub"