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Joke of the Day

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They get to smell the goods but they never get to eat them"

"My friend doesn't like how I tell fat people jokes. I'm still not sure how their weight has to do with their sense of humor."

"What's it called when a priest is always late? Collared people's time"

"What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp? A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks."

"My wife is addicted to goji berries but I wish she was addicted to something cheaper like cocaine."

"What did the clock say to the class? Stopwatch you're doing!"

"What does a barista wear? A cap and chinos."

"mathematician Why do mathematicians only count up to 287? Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue."

"Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat? Damn E-mails!"

"what is the leading cause of Pedophilia? Sexy kids"