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Joke of the Day

"They should make a weed strain called ""WMD"" Except it turns out it doesnt exist"

"How long does a dog's bark last? **Ruff**ly a second."

"Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn't improved since fourth grade."

"What is the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down a girls throat"

"Q: What did the can say to the can opener? A: You make me flip my lid."

"The last time I was involved in sexual intercourse was when I was a sperm."

"Party Tip: At a 3-year-old's birthday party, you can piss all over the bathroom. ALL OVER!!!! Nobody will suspect you."

"Heard a good joke from a cam model. Which country has the hottest cam bodies? NSFW A. Cambodia. Then she slapped her ass and started masturbating."

"Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?"

"presidents day is just a holiday created by ""Big President"" to get us to buy more presidents"