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Joke of the Day
"Hold on I'm about to count my money. Alright I'm done."
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"Why did the ant crawl up Princess Kate's stocking? To go to the grand opening. Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers? To get to the royal ball."
"Why did the blind lady fall in a well? because she couldn't see that well"
"Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you"
"RUSSELL: I told you that cheese wasn't for you ME: [bitterly, mousetraps on both hands] Nothing's ever for me, is it Russell"
"What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune? T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet."
"I watched an Indian weapon dancing ritual today It was pretty Sikh."
"Don't worry about my probation officer, he just likes to watch."
"You know what they say, ""liquor before beer, you still have a problem but cute rhymes make it less clear."""
"Always carry a newspaper or magazine so you appear to be preoccupied. - stalker handbook page 2 paragraph 3"