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Joke of the Day

"Hold on I'm about to count my money. Alright I'm done."

"Why can't iron oxide get a date? Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys."

"What does Che Guevara call his house? Chez Guevara"

"How do you know someone is from California? They tell you."

"Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere."

"Tim buck two One day, my mate Tim and I went camping, we met three girls in their tent. I bucked one and Tim bucked two."

"Is this the Alcoholics helpline? Operator: ""Yes."" Caller: ""Can you tell me how to make Sangria?"""

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full ese."

"What are the only english words that russian prostitutes can say? Putin"

"Today, a midget insulted me, so I had no choice but to punch him in the face... I never thought I'd stoop so low"