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Joke of the Day

"Why do men masturbate? It's sex with someone they love."

"My cell phone fell in the pool...now I know what it feels like to have someone you love drown."

"If you watch Sleeping Beauty backwards it's about a prince who was so charming he kissed his girlfriend and she fainted for 17 years"

"The US Census Bureau is known for kicking ass And taking names."

"I refrain from jogging in the morning because according to Law & Order: SVU there is a 95% chance you'll find a dead body"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken..."

"If you ate a tart, never eat another one. Trust me, you don't want to me retarted."

"I have to work new years eve. But I'm not upset, after work I have the rest of the year off."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender."

"Why did /u/JokeOverExplainBot cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."