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Joke of the Day
"As a female carpenter, I'm often asked if I prefer... To get screwed or nailed..."
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"I like my women like I like my golf scores In the 80s, with a slight handicap"
"9/11 Must have been an inside job It totally deserved 10/11 stars"
"IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS *breaks glass* *a glazed honey ham pops out* ""Nice nice"""
"""How hard up for cash do you have to be to wear a chicken suit & wave at cars,"" I think, adjusting the beak protruding from my forehead"
"What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler? ""Am I exhausted!"""
"Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house? because he has gnocchi"
"My wife left me due to my obsession for classical music.. I hope she takes me Bach"
"Just got banned from B&Q, some dickhead in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking!! Lucky I got the first punch in."
"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar. They were followed by batman."