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Joke of the Day
"Like most pale people I will be occupying the indoors this summer."
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"When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face I get concerned about her disproportionate body shape."
"I was leaving the golf course yesterday... when I ran into a guy whose face was all scratched up. I was like ""holy shit man your face is all bloody, are you ok?"" ""Yeah, but I just blew an eagle on 18"
"What's it called when you a kill a sapling? Arbortion"
"A boy calls 911 Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911 Operator: What's your emergency? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911 Operator: So what's the problem? Boy: The ugly one is winning."
"The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be The Nintendo Lite-Switch"
"I finally got hired at the local adult store First day on the job I got a raise!"
"North Korea"
"What sound does a Chinese doorbell make? Ching Chong"
"FIRST PERSON TO USE AN IRON: This battle hammer does wonders for my enemies' shirts!"