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Joke of the Day

"Jaime Lannister Is Officially Known As The ""KingSlayer"" And Unofficially known as the ""QueenLayer"""

"What does the middle and middle earth have in common They both have short hairy men that like to carry swords"

"What a do pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."

"How does a psychic cokehead tell the future? With a magic 8-ball"

"With all this anti-drug propaganda going around, how do you know a D.A.R.E. representative is lying? His lips are moving."

"If you love someone, set them free. If you hate someone, set them on fire."

"Your sex life It doesn't exist"

"They used to be called ""Jumpolines"" Till your mother had a go."

"On the baseball diamond, I'm like a T-Rex. I have a short arm."

"Read It and Weep: A Book on How to Cry"