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Joke of the Day

"When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier."

"Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom? Because he's a Fungi!"

"Speed dating, but instead of talking, you just exchange phones for 3 minutes and try to glean as much information from them as you can."

"eer booze and fun!' 'Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked."

"I feel bad for Kim-Jong Un It's hard being the fat kid in high school, so it must be really difficult being the only fat kid in the country."

"What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career is in ruins !"

"My astronomy professor told me I was his star pupil."

"I tried to eat a clock once... But it was very time consuming"

"My ex's taught me that not every I love you is real."

"Why did the tree have lots of fans? Because he was Poplar!"