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Joke of the Day
"What's red and is bad for your teeth? A brick"
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"I heard they're selling heart-burns that only take two minutes to cook now! I think they were called, Hot-pockets?"
"Do you know why Bill Cosby likes Jam more than he likes Jelly? Because he can't jelly his dick in someone."
"Note down the number please. A person was riding on a horse, He Jumped the red light, a cop whistles' person lifts the tail of horse and says, ""Note down the number please."""
"THERE IS A VIRUS GOING AROUND REDDIT W THE LINK ""CO-EDS.AVI"" THAT MAKES YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS I DIDNT CLICK ON IT BC I DONT WATCH PORN BUT BE ON THE LOOK OUT.."
"I heard a joke today that made me shit myself. It was just a bit of self-defecating humor."
"What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle."
"How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb... Two, one to do the job, and another to shoot all the witnesses."
"Why did Hugh Glass go to the doctor? Because he felt grizzly after months of unbearable pain."
"I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said ""WHERE ?"""