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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hugh Glass go to the doctor? Because he felt grizzly after months of unbearable pain."

"Some joke my dad told me a long time ago What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to? Barbers."

"Who called it a Spanish teacher instead of an instruction Manuel?"

"By iPhone 30, you'll have a choice. Whether to buy an iPhone or an island in the Caribbean."

"Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends? Because Saturday nights alright for freighting."

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline."

"My cell phone is so nervous whenever I go to the countryside... ...it's constantly on EDGE."

"Did you hear the one about the procrastinator?"

"""Remember Robert from work?"" Yeah..he was a douche. ""He died."" WHAT?!? OMG..He was such a nice guy!"

"Macaroni Grill closed four locations here. I suspect the tendency of macaroni to fall through the grill had a lot to do with it."