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Joke of the Day
"If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind it, you get exhausted."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello to the other side."
"What's 9 inches long,pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth Her miscarriage"
"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said ""You're pulling my leg"""
"Celebrating National Sex Day the only way I know how Not having it."
"What's the point in getting a Master's degree if you can't even own any slaves?"
"Your garbage disposal eats better than most of the world."
"So two typefaces are in a strip club... one says to the other, 'damn, thats some fine print.'"
"How can you tell if a black girl is pregnant? You stick a chicken wing up her vagina and it comes out clean."
"We could completely eliminate car thefts by making every car alarm sound like Hillary Clinton's laugh."