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Joke of the Day

"So two typefaces are in a strip club... one says to the other, 'damn, thats some fine print.'"

"Policeman:""Sir, we have sufficient evidence to believe that this vehicle has been stolen. Me: how Policeman: Step out of the tank Sir"

"What did the tomato say to the ear of corn? Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate."

"There are 3 genders Male Female IMAGINATION"

"A geneticist is having sex... During foreplay, the geneticist's partner kept moaning ""Aug, aug, AUG!"" The geneticist later proclaims, ""I don't know where to start!"""

"So a chick is talking with a puppy ""My mom is the nicest mom ever and keeps me warm"" the chick says. The puppy frowns and says, ""my mom's a bitch."""

"Fact: it's impossible to look tough while getting a snack from a vending machine. You're all, ""Wheeee! A tiny bag of Cheetos!"""

"I don't know why, but there were a lot of really disappointed convict's in my first class of Gen. Chem..."

"What's the difference between a hotdog and a dead baby? You don't ejaculate on a hotdog before you eat it."

"The baby wasn't very good at transitioning out of breastfeeding I guess you could say he sucked at tit"