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Joke of the Day

"Why did Jeb Bush cross the road? To get to the other side! ^^Please ^^Clap"

"How did the captain of the u-boat announce to his crew that there were no more passports to go around? This sub has officially run out of IDs."

"Some people are named after where they were conceived. For example Brooklyn, Paris... My friend Ally doesn't agree."

"Before you judge a person make sure you walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

"Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No we clean our menus regularly."

"What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS? Unix"

"Why do girls like to have a dog? Because it suits their personality, a bitch."

"And the Lord said unto John ""come fourth, and ye shall have eternal life."" John came in 5th, and won a toaster."

"School is like a boner It's long and hard unless you're asian."

"I drove home with a new bunny for my kids & all they did was moan. ""Why hasn't it got a head?"" ""I don't want to scrape it off the wheel."""