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Joke of the Day

"A football team should setup a charity that gives presents to children with Down Syndrome ...and call it Touch Downs."

"being single in apartments is the best cos you can listen to couples fight all the time. so comforting. like being inside during a storm"

"You can't afford a bar of soap, but Beer,, Cigarettes,, & $700 worth of tattoos is not a problem?.. This is why sometimes I have a hard time feeling bad for most people"

"What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common? They're both filled with Royal Jelly."

"I bet when all the Baldwins go out to dinner, Alec makes a lot of eye contact while he reaches for the check."

"A Guy Walks Into A Bar........ Wait For It........ ""Ouch"""

"A B C D E F G H I J... 10 letters"

"What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?"

"Happy 2011! I can't wait for Internet Explorer 9."

"There's a group of passive aggressive people that keep saying I'm a snoopy mailman I know because they keep writing letters about it to their friends."