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Joke of the Day

"Honest slogan Benadryl- ""Because you can't have the sniffles while in a sleep coma"""

"So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. I said 70. I know you were expecting a joke, but I want to pass my exams."

"First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour."

"How do you fix a deaf car? With an engin*eer.*"

"Him: You'll always be the one that got away. Me: Escaped. Him: What? Me: I said Thanks."

"s/o to bees for producing food that we can eat. no other bug is generous like that LOVE YOU BEES"

"We come into this world with nothing... Then we die and our wife gets everything. ;-.>"

"I just tried to make reservations at the library. Couldn't get one though. They were fully booked."

"Doesn't it concern you that stick bugs are way more complex than stick people? They're on a whole other dimension"

"Can one of you please tell my ex husband that I died? I feel like it would be more believable coming from someone other than me."