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Joke of the Day
"When I tickle my imaginary friend, people think Im casting spells"
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"Instead of a post-workout protein shake I have mashed potatoes and gravy and instead of working out I have mashed potatoes and gravy."
"You had me at, ""we'll make it look like an accident."""
"A man lovingly told his fiance ""I don't have a big house or a yacht like my friend, Harry, but I will love you forever."" She replied, ""Oh, yeah. I love you too. Now, who's this Harry?!"""
"A huge gorgeous butterfly landed on my arm just now. Naturally I screamed and flailed my arms around frantically, but lovely really."
"Warning: Never play poker with Tarot cards... I got a full house once and 4 people died"
"Where do pirates store their files? On their RRRRRRR drive."
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"If you assume all turtlenecks have sleeves, prepare to have your world rocked when this jacket comes off."
"My girlfriend told me I was average... .. but I think she was just being mean..."