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Joke of the Day

"What do nuns do? Nunthing"

"When I had no money, I had few friends, but no enemies Btw, I still have no money, in case you were thinking of becoming my friend or enemy"

"Advice to the worm Sleep in late!"

"How do you think the unthinkable? with an itheberg."

"What is a Coronal Mass Ejection? I might be wrong here, but I think it's when you throw up after drinking too much Mexican beer."

"My penis is in the Guinness Book of World Records... ...I wonder how long I can keep it here until I got kicked out of the library."

"""ALL I WANNA DO IS HAVE SEX WITH MINERS!"" is the exact wrong way to proclaim your sexual proclivity toward those who excavate coal."

"There are only 3 lawyer jokes. The rest are all true."

"Dessert police! Open up! *breaks down door* Freeze! Cake it easy man, I'm Pudding you in Custardy! ""Ugh, well isn't this just Flantastic."""

"Why are people who work in IT amazing at relationships and sex? When there is a problem they just turn them off and back on"