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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !"
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"""You remind me of a man."" - ""What man?"" - ""The man with the power."" - ""What power?"" - ""The power of Hoodoo."" - ""Who do?"" - ""You do."" - ""Do what?"" - ""Remind me of a man."""
"Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid."
"Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one."
"How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick? cause their cars are always Stalin"
"Me: ""Get me a newspaper.""Friend: ""Don't be silly. Here. Borrow my iPad."" Poor spider never knew what hit it."
"An alien and a mexican walk into a bar... Ouch they said. It was an iron bar."
"Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To a retail store."
"Unfortunate man comes back from a war A man was relieved from service after losing his feet. His wife subsequently left him because she was lactose intolerant."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Not banging my friends."