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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant praying mantis."
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"All the toilets have been stolen from Scotland Yard The police have nothing to go on"
"A priest, a pedophile, and a pervert walk into a bar And he orders a drink"
"Being attacked by a shark is frightening enough... But it's even more terrifying when you notice he also has a big cold sore on his lip."
"A blonde decided to go to grad school"
"s/o to the first person who saw a horse and was like ""YO i wanna sit on that thing and make it take me places"""
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer."
"What did the Jewish lesbian say to her girlfriend before taking her virginity? L'hymen"
"I wanted to make a joke about Sodium, but Na."
"Speaking of jokes that aren't funny cut it out with the abortion ones"