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"Did you hear about the cow who tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster."
"how was copper wire invented.... two jews fighting over a penny"
"What's the one phrase gays will be reluctant to say now? ""Shoot it in my mouth"""
"what do you call water that bounces? Spring water."
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"A man orders a drink at McDonald's Cashier: $1.08 sir Man: Sure, I'll wait"
"How do you spell Canada? C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?"
"For most, bikini season lasts a few short summer months, but I catch enough & store them so efficiently I can eat bikini all year round."
"Justin Bieber made a racist joke when he was 15. Quick, someone give him $2 billion for his basketball team to teach him a lesson."