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Joke of the Day

"WIFE: I got us this new candle ME: sweet. What flavor is it? W: don't you mean 'what scent is it?' ME (with a mouthful of candle wax): What?"

"What did the one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner!"

"Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me of course!"

"If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic."

"What do little green men do to stay in shape? They do Yoda."

"Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome. The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said"" Thank god I'm not a real boy!!"""

"What happened to the guy who grabbed the Viagra instead of the Allegra? ...he had a hard time with his allergies"

"A lot more happened on board the Titanic than you might think. The movie just touched on the tip of the iceberg."

"I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg I said to him: ""I bet I know what your favourite holiday is."" He said: ""You've got to love Easter, baby."""

"If Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God... Did Mary have a little lamb?"