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Joke of the Day

"Last year I asked a girl out, this year I'd ask her to marry me but... the restraining order is still in effect..."

"I wanna be that one kid who.... shows Kim Kardashians kid her sextape"

"What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up? Well, it looks like its back to jerking off."

"What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !"

"A guy named Charles lived in a foreign country for many many years. When he came back, everyone started calling him ""Harles"". Why? Because long time, no c.."

"Do you think Kanye West will becom president? I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision."

"So Kanye had another kid... He named it Wild Wild"

"Your mom is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks balls and then gets laid in the closet."

"What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common? Someone is losing their trailer.."