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Joke of the Day

"Everybody Knows. No one should have been upset when Whitney Houston died in her bathtub. Everybody knows black people can't swim."

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"Nobody deserves to look that peaceful sleeping. SLAP."
"Why did the religious person give up smoking? Because God hates fags."
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