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Joke of the Day

"I still get my 'drive-throughs' & 'drive-bys' mixed up. Which is the one where I have to take a gun?"

"Remember when you blew bubbles as a kid he called to say hello."

"*gets home from game* ""whoa what happened to your eye"" I was on the Kiss Cam ""oh she wasn't into it?"" with the t-shirt cannon guy's daughter"

"TV that gets louder to compensate for when you are chewing."

"What's Vatican City's national animal? The Papal bull."

"Trump & Clinton Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are stuck on a boat. Who survives? America."

"Learn how to avoid internet rip offs..... Send me Reddit gold and I will give you valuable information on how to avoid future scams."

"Cannibal Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend In the forest?"

"Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop? Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals."

"I m at the ATM when a robber holding his gun at my back... He asks: do you want to see your family again? I said ""no"". We both had a good laugh."