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Joke of the Day
"Mouth piercings look like robot herpes."
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"Morning wood starts the best fire."
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"iPhone 8 Screen [REMOVED]"
"*takes off pants* *crawls into bed* Security Guard- Lady, this is Macy's *crawls out of bed* *puts on pants* SG- Those aren't your pants"
"I think I'm going to vote for Trump He did prove his penis is bigger than Hillary's"
"A great joke to play on people in their 20's would be to replace the computers in a library with a card catalog."
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