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Joke of the Day
"Maybe if women would quit playing games they'd worry less about competition"
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"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"
"We can't control the wind, but we have the power to adjust the sails."
"Every Scooby-Doo mystery could be solved by asking, ""1: Who is your most disgruntled employee?"" and ""2: Does he have access to a mask shop?"""
"Have fun, but be careful. Your sister was vacuumed up last week, and yesterday your cousin was killed with a shoe. - spider moms, probably"
"Why does Jared love 6-inch subs? He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls"
"5 out of 1 dentists agree, they have multiple-personality disorder"
"M: Come to bed... Her: I have a headache M: You're a robot! H: M: H: ...SELF DESTRUCT [BOOM] M: Nice try but you're still under warranty!"
"How do norwegians catch rabbits in norway? They hide in a bush, and make carrot sounds."
"Me: I save a bunch of time by not having to tie my shoes. Her: What do you do with the time saved? Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what?"