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Joke of the Day

"My boss is currently shopping for quarter million dollar homes. Meanwhile, I'm over here deciding if I really need to spend $2 on lunch."

"Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%."

"How do you know your at a gay bbq? Hotdogs taste like shit"

"Did you hear they are planning to legislate that all time-telling devices should indicate numbers only as Roman numerals? Not on my watch!"

"I love my electric toothbrush, but sometimes I just have to break out the acoustic."

"Porcupine : Porsche whats the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche... a porcupine has its pricks on the outside."

"What do you call your whore mother? NASS"

"Drug Problems I've definitely got a drug problem......................... Seem to have run out"

"What is the opposite of Dominoes? Domi does not know...."

"I have a little joke that always makes women laugh My penis"