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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids? A dislocated hipster."
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"I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn't very nice you shouldn't draw on dogs!"
"My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony I was born ready."
"Why are women dressed white on their wedding day? because all good kitchen appliances come in white."
"What's a pirate's favorite amino acid? Aaaaaaaarrrrrginine...."
"What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko"
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ..."
"Any golf jokes? Was hoping you guys would have a few golf jokes for when I play my first game tomorrow. From PG to R rated is fine with me ;)"
"how to dismiss awkward boners ""Don't worry about him...he's a real dick"""
"If you hold a gift card close enough to your ear you can hear the person who bought it saying, ""this'll do"""